Can't Sleep Clown Will Eat Me - Shirt
Description
If you should die before you wake...
This one is so cool. What do nightmares feel like? Terrifying. That's why we made this t shirt confusing with its circular pattern, scratched madman like writing and well.. clown peeling its face off. It invites you to look closer and boy, does it reward you.
Printed on the legendary Bella+Canvas 3001, known for its lightweight feel and super-soft touch. Designed for comfort and a modern, non-boxy fit, it's the perfect companion for late-night adventures, deep thoughts, or just looking effortlessly cool.
Front only design BTW
MATERIAL MATTERS:
- Composition: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an incredibly soft feel
- Fabric Weight: A feather-light 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), making it your go-to lightweight and comfortable t-shirtfor any adventure.
- Built to Last: Features strong side seams for a better, tailored fit and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for superior durability.
- Wash in Cold Water: Hot water shrinks fabric and can send your awesome design to another dimension. Wash inside out in 30C water (that's 86F for freedom-loving units).
- Mild Detergent: Use something gentle and colour-safe. Spot wash for extra brownie points. And seriously, NO BLEACH – unless you're trying to create a portal to the Upside Down.
- Drying: Treat it gently. Tumble dry on the lowest setting if you must, but please avoid higher temps. Hanging it to dry is always the best way to keep this soft cotton tee looking fresh.
Be smart, if you decide to clean it with TGRI ooze and then try and dry it in the fires of Mordor, that's your call, but in those cases, no refunds.
SHIPPING
- Printed and shipped from Toronto, ON
- We are unable to combine t-shirt orders with stickers or wall art, sorry.
- Please SHIPPING INFORMATION PAGE for approx times
RARITY GUIDE
Sticker Rarity Guide
Collecting bright and shiny objects is some of the most fun you can have!
Every sticker design comes in three collectible tiers with different rarity levels:
🟢 Common
- Standard colour treatment
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Unlimited run – Reprinted when stock runs out
- Perfect for: Everyday collecting and decorating
🟡 Rare
- Special edition treatment
- Limited to 250 pieces
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NEVER reprinted once sold out
- Perfect for: Collectors who want something special. Special decorative flair.
🔴 Ultra Rare
- Premium exclusive edition
- Limited to only 100 pieces
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NEVER reprinted once sold out
- Perfect for: Diehard fans and serious collectors. Extreme decorative flair.
Limited Edition VS Common
- On a budget? Buy the common! They are fantastic designs by themselves and go with everything!
- Looking for something that pops? Get Rare or Ultra Rare. They are made to be awesome. They are designed with glitter and holographic stock in mind and are uniquely (and painstakingly) designed. No lazy just throwing common design on glitter stock and calling it a day.
Pro tip: Ultra Rare editions sell out fastest. If you see one you love, don't wait!
Shipping and Returns
We fulfill orders from multiple locations
to get your items to you as quickly as possible. If your order includes different product types (such as shirts, wall art, and stickers), please note:
- Multiple packages – Your items will arrive in separate shipments from different fulfillment centres
- Multiple confirmation emails – You'll receive a separate shipping confirmation for each package
- Multiple tracking numbers – Each shipment will have its own tracking number so you can monitor all your items
Combined Shipments:
Due to our fulfillment system, we're unable to combine items into a single package. Each product type ships directly from its fulfillment location to ensure the fastest delivery.
All items in your order will ship within our standard processing time, but may arrive on different days depending on the fulfillment location and carrier.